My Wonderland

Friday, August 8, 2008

You Sir, win Most Blorpiest

Check out this guy, he is a disapproving, froggular sphere! Photo from Flickr.

I knows I can do it

If I just try my hardest, my bestest, I know I can achieve the impossible, the unachievable. I can reach those chocolate-chip cookies indeed!

Look, I didn't ASK for this kitten to see through to my soul, OK? It just does.

It can see my innermost thoughts... it can tell me my innermost feelingks!

It knows I left the tv on, it knows I stole candy from Ollies department store in fourth grade and that I haven't been to the dentist in five years—HALP!

Intense

No one is safe, NO ONE!

What does this kitteh see about YOU!?

Mom always liked you best

Life wasn't all fun and games for me in the household, no sir. My younger brother, Tommy, would get all the best grubs brought home by Mommy, while I had to ... assist with feeding.

Yeah, but I'll get to pick out her nursing home, heh heh.

Awesome sender-innering, um ... (shuffling notes) ... hang on ... (shuffle, shuffle) ... Meg, er ... somebody

NIGHT OF THE HUMANS!!!

Night of the HUMANS!

Coming soon to this theater: NIGHT OF THE HUMANS! Witness the blood-curdling terror of marauding humans and their ghoulish hunger for DOGGIE BRAINS! Nothing can stop these mindless beasts as they comb the countryside, fiendishly feasting on furry flesh!

SEE! Terriers terrorized! SEE! Dachshunds devoured! SEE! Mastiffs masticated! Due to the shocking graphic nature of this film, children under 17 will not be admitted without a ticket! See NIGHT OF THE HUMANS -- in gut-wrenching 3-D Snorg-O-Vision!

I'm scared!!

However, as far as I know, Trouble don't have teeny tail fluffs and jaunty bouncing action. This may be another species altogether...

Come on

And one and two and one ....two come on feel the burn! Step it out and-don't panda meh!

Monday, August 4, 2008

No wonder theyre banned in California

GO FERRETS RUN LIKE DE WIND!!

Lemme in!

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Confucius otter say

(pats paws together)He who run through the airport naked is going back to Bangkok. That's er-good to know.

Oh no oh where did my little ears go?!?

Oh where oh where could it beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!?! Was it stolen! Was it removed by a mini bunneh plastic surgeon? Batted off by a smooshed-face cat? Well watever happened we need to get to the bottom of this.....CALL THE COPS!!!

Cos You Are What You eat and maaaaaaan do I wanna eat dis

Look at this beeeeutiful cupcake.Moohahahaha I LOVE CUPCAKES!!! See how the tip of the icing is lightly tipped that's artwork right there. Also see the blue icing it's swirling all around it swirly, swirly, swirly. Yum Yum!^_^ and don't forget the lil heart oh wait how could chu 4get it, it's awesome!

Isn't this jut too cute?

I DON'T WANNA WAKE UP IT'S NOT EVEN 2:00 YET!!! See ma eyes are all schrunchied up.......sweeeeeepy

A nosy sniff award

Meg is just too cute to be true! by :: e r i k a ::.

She is just too cute, I can't stand it! ;-) I did it I'm guilty I'm the one.....I mean I had to sniff this wonderful image it deserves the nose worthy award!!! I mean think about it IT'S TOO MUCH CUTENESS!!! I mean the bow the witle nosy the floppy ears and-I could go on for hours but like I said it deserves the nose worthy award and you should sniff it as well!