Friday, August 8, 2008

NIGHT OF THE HUMANS!!!

Night of the HUMANS!

Coming soon to this theater: NIGHT OF THE HUMANS! Witness the blood-curdling terror of marauding humans and their ghoulish hunger for DOGGIE BRAINS! Nothing can stop these mindless beasts as they comb the countryside, fiendishly feasting on furry flesh!

SEE! Terriers terrorized! SEE! Dachshunds devoured! SEE! Mastiffs masticated! Due to the shocking graphic nature of this film, children under 17 will not be admitted without a ticket! See NIGHT OF THE HUMANS -- in gut-wrenching 3-D Snorg-O-Vision!

I'm scared!!

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