Poetry time

How does the meadow flower its bloom unfold?

Because the lovely little flower is free

Down to its root, and, in that freedom, bold.

From "A Poet!

Grilled ham

Sssssssssss [sound of sizzling ham]

I'll throw another one on the grill if you're hungry.

Pass the A-1 steak sauce. [nose twitches]

I've heard of 'pressed ham' and 'canned ham' before, but THIS is ridiculous,
P.S., it's not staged, those hams crawled up thar like that! And just think my hammy is like.....1/10 of those chubb chubbs her name is Goo.