You Sir, win Most Blorpiest

Check out this guy, he is a disapproving, froggular sphere! Photo from Flickr.

I knows I can do it

If I just try my hardest, my bestest, I know I can achieve the impossible, the unachievable. I can reach those chocolate-chip cookies indeed!

THE ALL-KNOWING KITTEH!!!

Look, I didn't ASK for this kitten to see through to my soul, OK? It just does.

It can see my innermost thoughts... it can tell me my innermost feelingks!

It knows I left the tv on, it knows I stole candy from Ollies department store in fourth grade and that I haven't been to the dentist in five years—HALP!

Intense

No one is safe, NO ONE!

What does this kitteh see about YOU!?

Mom always liked you best

Life wasn't all fun and games for me in the household, no sir. My younger brother, Tommy, would get all the best grubs brought home by Mommy, while I had to ... assist with feeding.

Yeah, but I'll get to pick out her nursing home, heh heh.

Awesome sender-innering, um ... (shuffling notes) ... hang on ... (shuffle, shuffle) ... Meg, er ... somebody

NIGHT OF THE HUMANS!!!

Night of the HUMANS!

Coming soon to this theater: NIGHT OF THE HUMANS! Witness the blood-curdling terror of marauding humans and their ghoulish hunger for DOGGIE BRAINS! Nothing can stop these mindless beasts as they comb the countryside, fiendishly feasting on furry flesh!

SEE! Terriers terrorized! SEE! Dachshunds devoured! SEE! Mastiffs masticated! Due to the shocking graphic nature of this film, children under 17 will not be admitted without a ticket! See NIGHT OF THE HUMANS -- in gut-wrenching 3-D Snorg-O-Vision!

I'm scared!!

However, as far as I know, Trouble don't have teeny tail fluffs and jaunty bouncing action. This may be another species altogether...

Come on

And one and two and one ....two come on feel the burn! Step it out and-don't panda meh!