Whack-A-Kitty!

(Huge applause)

It's tough times out there,kittehs

I had a buzzzzzzy day today. First I got dirt all over my nice fur because some overgrown hairball chased me all day,I nearly got smooched to death! (yawn)Also my whiskers are all bent,my nails are filthy...(wimper wimper)I just want a day off. Is that to much to ask for?!? I wish I could lay around all day,but NO I can't. Now please go away I need rest.

I didn't wanna anyway!!!

Fine, Don't Let Me Play In Your Snow Fort!

"I don't even want to play in your stinky old snow fort, anyway! I'm going to make my own snow fort, and it's gonna have a Foosball table, and a bowling alley, and a go-cart track, and a roller coaster, and ..."

Cool, can I play in it once you're finished?

Well, at least it gets them out of the house, right mom?

Ta-Da

Ooooo you look all spiffy and handsome taday. Very much indeed...prosh.

Licka Chicka

Hey, guess what? Once I can stick my tongue all the way up muh nosey, I will be in the No Dogs Club. All that's left is eating an entire jar of peanut butter in fifteen minutes! I can make it.

plzzz

OH PULEASE!!!! You think your having a stressed-out day please don't be so non-shulant. I feel sooooooooooo blah. Please go away now.....BE GONE WITH YOU I need some catnip.

yum yum

What do you think? 350 degrees for 25 minutes?

Can't go wrong with that recipe. That's how Grandma taught me.

BON CATPÉTIT! [groan]



I can go in oven

Only on a caturday I could post this

Apparently a 2 faced kitteh born in Ohio it needs double attention more love whapah!

THE ALL-KNOWING KITTEH!!!

Look, I didn't ASK for this kitten to see through to my soul, OK? It just does.

It can see my innermost thoughts... it can tell me my innermost feelingks!

It knows I left the tv on, it knows I stole candy from Ollies department store in fourth grade and that I haven't been to the dentist in five years—HALP!

Intense

No one is safe, NO ONE!

What does this kitteh see about YOU!?

No wonder theyre banned in California

GO FERRETS RUN LIKE DE WIND!!

It's a smooshed face Caturday.

[Sing it with me now!]

It's a Smooshed Face Caturday!
With a schnozzle pressed in,
And a Brimley-like 'stache

It's a Smooshed Face Caturday!
With abbreviated profiles,
and bugg-a-licious eyes

It's a Smooshed Face Caturday!
Ears are regular size,
Still paws are unaffectedly prosh

It's a Smooshed Face Caturday!
When gettin' up close
Purr sounds are more garbled than ushe

No, it doesn't matter what melody you sing with it,

Hey Cutetologists out there, do you have more lyrics to add!?

Wha---?

Look, I'm sure there is a perfectly good explanation for this

OK, OK, People, calm down.

I'm sure there is an explanation for all of this.

I'm sure the cat in the foreground was simply reaching for his morning porridge, and there was a simple misunderstanding that caused a 'Head chomp', and the kitten in the background was not scarred for life.

NO MATTER WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

I mean, what could have caused this?

I may mot be much of a star wars fan but this is BEAUTIFUL!!!

Hugo the cat of 1000 faces!

Hugo!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

Lemme in, i'm hungry!

Simon well do just about anything fer' food...

Simon's cat, tv dinner

The day the lamb moved in

For six weeks, this behbeh lamb had to live inside the house 'cause he had a broke leggle. Check out the disdain from this pup;

And helpful licking action from this pup LOL:

Meanwhile, the cat moved into the barn (can't blame him):