Wednesday, July 30, 2008

long story........blah

Ok well my mom and I were volunteering cause well we volunteer there for the Humane Society right well the event we were doing was called Bone to be Wild we didn't know how to get there so we got directions off the computer well it turns out they were wrong well she kept nagging meh about where we were well I'M ONLY 13 plus i'm bad with directions so after going crazy for a half hour screaming at each other we found a gas station my mom's all like "Yumi I'm gonna stop at that gas station" so I said "Mom only weenies go to gas station" then she was all likE "WELL DO YOU HAVE A GOOD IDEA HOW WE CAN GET TO THE EVENT" so after that wonder cheerful sentence I said happily "you could drive with your eyes close that'd be fun". Well she didn't take my advice I thought it was pretty good too. So she asked a cashier for directions and I follwed her cuz lemme tell ya that gas station was scary so she was talking to him he kept pointin everywhere like he was dancin I was laughin tehe so then while they were talking I saw this old guy with a Bone to be Wild tee was gettin a drink so I went to my Mom and said "mom mom mom mom" she still wasn't listening soooo "mom mom mom ugh MOMMMMMM"! She finally heard meh I told her about the guy with the tee so she could get directions from him instead of the cashier that looks like he was dancing while pointing everywhere also the cashier smelled like ham ew I hate ham but anyway back to the story. She ran to the guy with the Bone to be Wild tee for directions. I was bored so I looked at gum so while she was talking to him I saw Margret come in (she's in charge of the volenteers) so she must've known where to go so I went to my mom and said "mom mom mom mom" she still didn't listen shocker sooooo "MOM MOM MOM MOOOMMMMM" she was all like "WHAT YUMI I'M GET-'' I interupted her anyways shocker right "mom there's Marget" so then she ran to Margret and we followed them oh who's them well memeber the guy with the tee looking at the water he was Margret's husband so we finally got there and before we left the gas station I said mom I think since I got us to the event I deserve a soda and gum and well i got thast so I was happy very happy!!! Also there was a dog outside the gas station and Margret was mad so she brought the dog inside the gas station a cashier (a woman this time) kept yelling at Margret because no dogs aloud and I just stood there cause I was a customer so she couldn't yell at meh since I was with Margret I thopughjt she'd yell at meh or somethin but I bought somethin I could even use the restroom if I wanted to you know why cause...I WAS A CUSTOMER WOOOO HOOO I get happy over the littest things and mad over the littest things as well. So while Margret and the xashier were yelling Margret finally took the dog outside and gave it some water and we got too the Bone to be Wild event..... and I got my soda and gum yea happy endin except that guy cashier really has bad ham bo yelk!

kitteh cleanin



Chihuahua Cleaning Kitten look we took yu as our own you'll get a bath NOW MISSY!! Wow talk about rage....

wannabe but cute


Disquised As A Bunny Rabbit

GIGANTIC BUNNEHS

look at that hunka chuna


Giant Rabbit | Karl Szmolinsky

Giant Rabbit | Karl Szmolinsky

I don't think it's working out so my wife kicked meh out THIS IS IS ALL i GOTZ!!
Fishy Idea | Incandescent Fish Bowl A

hand puppets



Painted Hand Puppets

Painted Hand Puppets

Painted Hand Puppets

Painted Hand Puppets

I guess he justs likes the view.


Bogeyrideshorse


cant waste any now can weh?



Not A Morsel Wasted

Lip Smacking Boxer


Lip Smacking Boxer c

unplanned landing



Unplanned Parachute Landing

excuse meh kitteh belch goin on here




Kitty Belch

HELP!!! Ive fallen and I can't get up!


Helpful Puppies

snake massage



Spa Treatment Massage Using California and Florida King Snakes
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Feline Supermodel



Pink Hair Wig For Cats

I wonder what he's dreaming about....

With those lip movements I'm guessing it's a nonfat organic vanilla Lotte (extra hot)I mean just look at that schnozzle! How adorable!

funny Giraffe

funny Giraffe by kya1993.

I can make my tounge go allllllllll the way to my eye wanna see wanna see wanna see?

Elephant birds


Elephant birds by Forscher.