Wednesday, July 30, 2008

For That Pom-tastic Smile!

Congratulations, and thank you for purchasing the HyperPom™ Dental Care System. With proper care and feeding, your HyperPom will give you many years of tooth-cleaning service.

INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE

  1. Insert toothbrush into the patented Grrrip-Tite™ mechanism and close gently.
  2. Apply your favorite toothpaste to the brush.
  3. Taunt HyperPom™ mercilessly until it begins to vibrate with rage.

Why ... you ... lousy, stinkinIoughtaBZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Found on Wag Reflex, the Amazon.com pet blog

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