La la la [trottin' around]
La la la [clop clop clop]
La la la [tiny tail swish]
La la la [thump]
[Curls hoof-hocks, sniffs ground]
loo lee la
This redonk horse moment brot to you by the fine folks over at Pacific Pintos mini horse farm.
OK, People, weirdness is OFF THE SCALES today. Behold a gaggle of color-coded Peeps riding multi-colored horses.
Even stranger is the text accompanying the submission: "These little guys deserve fun too."
Um. OK. [shifty eyes in disbelief]
Unique. Very unique.
I must say peeps I bow down to you.
[Sing it with me now!]
It's a Smooshed Face Caturday!
With a schnozzle pressed in,
And a Brimley-like 'stache
It's a Smooshed Face Caturday!
With abbreviated profiles,
and bugg-a-licious eyes
It's a Smooshed Face Caturday!
Ears are regular size,
Still paws are unaffectedly prosh
It's a Smooshed Face Caturday!
When gettin' up close
Purr sounds are more garbled than ushe
No, it doesn't matter what melody you sing with it,
Hey Cutetologists out there, do you have more lyrics to add!?
The winds!
Through my delicate furs!
My moist schnozzle! cold with the breeze!
[Flies away off into clouds]
I never thought I could feel so free-ee-ee
