Wednesday, July 9, 2008

conversation starter I think not


''So how do you feel about the subject tuna.....ok I see tuna's not your thing uh ok,ok,ok what do you think of the show project runway .................................YOU'RE NOT ANSEWRING ME MR.FUZZUMS look if you don't answer our conversation ill claw your eyes out''

later over a period of time ''look Mr.Fuzzums I'm sorry it's just I feel in this relashionship I'm the only one who's brave enough to make a conversation........ok I get it the cold sholder well I still love you cuz your the bestest listener ever''!!! (just 2 let u know all this happens again and again and again poor Mr.Fuzzums)

C.O. Style Watch!


From the hustle and bustle of New York's Fashion Week, to the prêt-à-porter shows of Paris, one word is on every designer's lips this season -- CAMOUFLAGE! Yes, camo is the way to go for the modern woman who wants to stand out by blending in. And here's Bambi, looking sassy for summer in her one-piece camo sundress with pink trim and matching ribbon. Completing the ensemble is a lovely "dead mouse" evening bag by Mr. Squeakwell of Limburger Street.

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She's a vision,

This hott photo is from......u got it www.cuteoverload.com

oh hayle no


Oh no. No you don—

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No—just—DO NOT

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Hmmm, OK, that's kinda nice.

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WHO'S PRTETTY?!


Who's pretty!? Who? Who? WHO!?

You are! you are!!! Flap flap flap

Mirror

YOU'RE the fairest of them all.

photo by www.cuteoverload.com

That's wat she said!


AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

That is such a good one.

Laughingdog

photo by www.cuteoverload.com

meanwhile, at the Zagnut Arms Trailer Park.....


"Oh ... mah ... gawd! She's not actually wearing that in public, is she?"

"Ugh. They need to pass a law: After your second child, no more Spandex."

Did she mug a go-go dancer for those boots?

"And those zebra stripes are so not working with the feather boa and the alligator bag."

"She either raided Kelly Osborne's closet ... or the local zoo. Hee, hee, hee!"

But the tiara is a nice touch, don't you think?

kitteh dust bunny


Um, please put me back under the bed where I belongk.

Plink! plink! [Dust bunny eye blink]




Ah, Ah, Ah, CHOO!

cute-icles


Ladies, pamper yourself at Nails N' Tails, the manicurist with the oh-so-cute touch. Try our patented RejuviGoop(tm) hot oil / aloe vera / vitamin E / paraffin / oatmeal / library paste treatment, guaranteed to make your hands so young, they'll outlive the rest of you. Now open in the Driveby Mall-a-teria.

THIS WEEK'S SPECIAL: Get a free sugar glider with every French manicure.

Please take me home. Madge frightens me.

You know, you're soaking in it!!!
This totally awesome photo is done by www.cuteoverload.com wooooo hooooo 4 them and they're awesomeness

Oh those wacky papillons!


"Hey, sweetie, hold still. You got something in your eye." (slurp, slurp)

"Wha-? I don't feel anything! Cut it out!"

"I'm serious," (slurp) "There's something in your eye." (slurp, slurp)

"Wait, are you sure, because I swear I don't ..."

"Just" (slurp) "hold still, willya?" (slurp, slurp) "You got something in your eye!" (slurp)

"WHAT?! WHAT HAVE I GOT MY EYE?!?!?!"

"My tongue. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I swear, it gets funnier every time I do it.

I suppose it'll be pull my paw

photo by www.cuteoverload.com i'm sooooo proud

Guess wat?!


HAMSTER BUTT!

Try gooseberries-new from Quaker!!!


Kids, start your day the Goose-er-iffic way, with new Quaker Gooseberries! The sugar-frosted, vitamin-packed oat cereal with a FREE GOOSE in every box. Collect the whole set! It's the Goose-tastic part of this good-for-you breakfast!

Remember: I'm the collectible; THAT'S the food.

Trade'ja two greys for that yellow, Luckypooka
photo by www.cuteoverload.com

ommmmmmmmmmm mah gawd


I can see you have traveled far, young seeker. Rest awhile at my feet and I shall assist you on your path to Enlightenment. In the high mountains, beyond the trees, beyond even the clouds, there is a cave. Many men have perished looking for it -- many more have turned back.

And what is in this cave that should drive men so? A creature of radiance, or so the legends say. Joy flows forth from it, bathing the soul of all who gaze into its eyes. To stand in its presence, it is said, is to know all that is hidden, and grasp the true harmonies of the universe. The mountain people call him Azla'ach Flazim -- The Hamster of Ultimate Happiness.

DING! You're enlightened. Now gimmie a cashew.

Photo by www.cuteoverload.com

blooooooop


A sweeeet collection of transparent undersea creatures is on display over at NationalGeographic.com, including this guy, the Roundbelly Cowfish aka Mr. Rule #38! (I am not making that name up)

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;)

I was told this would be banana scented


The Monkey Spa service has really gone downhill. [eye roll]




I distinctively smell lavender. [Bleeeeeeeaaaahhhh]




What did u think of wall-e?



Walle

Thumbs way way up

oh, pool boy

"When Spencer and Lenore arrive from the Hamptons, tell them I'll be joining them in the Blue Room for dinner. And bring me another one of those lovely drinks with all the umbrellas in them."

And when that nice photographer for Vanity Fair shows up, send him here.

Looks like he DOES own the place!!!!

scritch scritch



Scritch scritch scritch



balloon lumpfishes!?


Can you imagine having the word "lump" in your name? "Hi, the name's Marty McLumpersons, nice to meet you." Well meet a member of the Lumpfish family, People. The Eumicrotremus Pacificus.

Instead of balloons, these guys should be sitting on lil' individual fish-sized couches.

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Total "Blooooop de bloop" action here:

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watch out 4 mah libbipps


With on-bun libbick, I'll slurbburp your fay-base cle-bbean obboff!

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< <--fish lips shape

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These pics taken at the FABULOUS Kenya Giraffe Manor by Sender-Inner Ariane V.......In case u were wonderin!!!!!!

soooooooo demanding eye roll


Listen, SPECIAL, RARE kittehs like us deserve SPECIAL treatment.

My brother and I REQUIRE cashmere pajamas, Business class or better, salad dressing on the side, mimosas at 8AM, claw trim and paint on Tuesdays, whisker whitening on Thursdays and kitten formula and hamburger every three hours. With a parsley garnish. DON'T FORGET THE PARSLEY GARNISH!

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You're SO caving to all their demands immediately! Photo by Geoff Howe/Canadian Press. Demanding tigerlettes are touring the Saskatoon Zoo.

baby bun-nar


With his eyes still closed, this Junior Bun still gets the info he needs!

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Sniff sniff. Sniiiiiiiiiiff. [Lifts head up for better 'reception']

Who's wearing drugstore Gardenia perfume and just ate a large burrito!?

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