Esscyuusse me, but I am not feesh please.

[ahem]

Yes I do understand how you may feel constrained by the classifications currently available to you, sir or madam. However, this does not diminish my state of reptilianity. I am what I am. You see? Not all that is wet is fishy!

We are TURTLE. You will be assimilated.

Why you, I oughta ...

"Put me down, ya big palooka! I'll moidalyze ya! I'll tear ya limb from limb! Put'em up, put'em U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UP!!"

Better do like the man says.