Thursday, July 31, 2008

The Scrawniest Neck of All Time

I swear to you People that I did NOT Photoshop this Dewd's neck. I did NOT, he came that way.

Jordan vs Peacock

Tch tch tch (shakin head)how did this Peacock end up terrorizing this pug?

The day the lamb moved in

For six weeks, this behbeh lamb had to live inside the house 'cause he had a broke leggle. Check out the disdain from this pup;

And helpful licking action from this pup LOL:

Meanwhile, the cat moved into the barn (can't blame him):

Overwhelmed...BY LOF!

Come here you delicious WHITE FLUFFBALL, COME HERE I SAY!

[muzzle muzzle muzzle]

Hope or should I say "Nubbles"

The puppeh's name is: "Hope", though I think "Nubbles" is far more apropos, Non?

Check out this one-ear-up/revving engine action

Tributes to Youtube.

HE AINT HEAVY HE'S MY BUNNEH!!!

Hey You. Let us in.

[Taps schnozzle on glass repeatedly]

LET US IN!!!

Um, that kitteh will never let those deerses in.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Ok well my mom and I were volunteering cause well we volunteer there for the Humane Society right well the event we were doing was called Bone to be Wild we didn't know how to get there so we got directions off the computer well it turns out they were wrong well she kept nagging meh about where we were well I'M ONLY 13 plus i'm bad with directions so after going crazy for a half hour screaming at each other we found a gas station my mom's all like "Yumi I'm gonna stop at that gas station" so I said "Mom only weenies go to gas station" then she was all likE "WELL DO YOU HAVE A GOOD IDEA HOW WE CAN GET TO THE EVENT" so after that wonder cheerful sentence I said happily "you could drive with your eyes close that'd be fun". Well she didn't take my advice I thought it was pretty good too. So she asked a cashier for directions and I follwed her cuz lemme tell ya that gas station was scary so she was talking to him he kept pointin everywhere like he was dancin I was laughin tehe so then while they were talking I saw this old guy with a Bone to be Wild tee was gettin a drink so I went to my Mom and said "mom mom mom mom" she still wasn't listening soooo "mom mom mom ugh MOMMMMMM"! She finally heard meh I told her about the guy with the tee so she could get directions from him instead of the cashier that looks like he was dancing while pointing everywhere also the cashier smelled like ham ew I hate ham but anyway back to the story. She ran to the guy with the Bone to be Wild tee for directions. I was bored so I looked at gum so while she was talking to him I saw Margret come in (she's in charge of the volenteers) so she must've known where to go so I went to my mom and said "mom mom mom mom" she still didn't listen shocker sooooo "MOM MOM MOM MOOOMMMMM" she was all like "WHAT YUMI I'M GET-'' I interupted her anyways shocker right "mom there's Marget" so then she ran to Margret and we followed them oh who's them well memeber the guy with the tee looking at the water he was Margret's husband so we finally got there and before we left the gas station I said mom I think since I got us to the event I deserve a soda and gum and well i got thast so I was happy very happy!!! Also there was a dog outside the gas station and Margret was mad so she brought the dog inside the gas station a cashier (a woman this time) kept yelling at Margret because no dogs aloud and I just stood there cause I was a customer so she couldn't yell at meh since I was with Margret I thopughjt she'd yell at meh or somethin but I bought somethin I could even use the restroom if I wanted to you know why cause...I WAS A CUSTOMER WOOOO HOOO I get happy over the littest things and mad over the littest things as well. So while Margret and the xashier were yelling Margret finally took the dog outside and gave it some water and we got too the Bone to be Wild event..... and I got my soda and gum yea happy endin except that guy cashier really has bad ham bo yelk!