you can pick ur friends...

...you can pick your nose,

but you can't pick your friend's nose

or...can you? [shifty eyes]



Appears like it may be possible after all?!?

A Pigeon finally does something good!

It's about time 2!!! Annoying pigeons CAN redeem themselves!

According to reports, this abandoned baby monkey, "close to death, is revived by the love of a bird. Taken to an animal hospital, he was weaned back to physical health but still showed little appetite for life.

It was not until a fellow patient, a white pigeon, took him under her wing and showed him love and affection that he perked up. Now the two are inseparable, say staff." Ahnnngggh.

Check out the leg action on this guy

Amazing! He's like, part rocking-chair.Now i'm not flexible but man if I could do that I wouldn't need to sit down at the table to eat would I now???

Save the drama fer yer (stuffed) Mama

These chicks have a stuffed animal for a Mom. I bet she nags 100 percent less than a regular Mom.

DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND

Kids, after this we gotta go to gymnastics, then pick up dinner at Bi-Rite, then finish Steve Jr.'s macaroni project, then glue the vase back together then call Eddie's Mom about that wrestling accident. [Paddle paddle] it's like a mamma swan taxi service???

NO STINKEH PUPPEHS ALLOWED at Cat Club!

Oh yeah? well guess WHAT? NO PUPPEHS are allowed in OUR cat fort! Not a single puppeh.

[Kittehs do secret handshake to show solidarity] That's right. High Five.

[In unison] By the Knights of Kittenden, we pinkie swear to keep all puppehs OUT and pelt them with water balloons if they, like dare to get in.

Open the trap door, I'm going down to get us some Cokes. Photo located at Flickr.

Now, where's my other disapprovin bunny slipper??

Oh! There it is!

Pouting and harumphing as usual.

Why you, I oughta ...

"Put me down, ya big palooka! I'll moidalyze ya! I'll tear ya limb from limb! Put'em up, put'em U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UP!!"

Better do like the man says.