NO STINKEH PUPPEHS ALLOWED at Cat Club!

Oh yeah? well guess WHAT? NO PUPPEHS are allowed in OUR cat fort! Not a single puppeh.

[Kittehs do secret handshake to show solidarity] That's right. High Five.

[In unison] By the Knights of Kittenden, we pinkie swear to keep all puppehs OUT and pelt them with water balloons if they, like dare to get in.

Open the trap door, I'm going down to get us some Cokes. Photo located at Flickr.