Did you make your bed tis' morning?

"Oh yeah, I made my bed, all right... I MADE IT BEG FOR MERCY! Mwahahahahaha! That's right, I'll show that piece o' Wolf Furniture in this house who's boss!"

Pic from Flickr.
Wow Momma another happy customer, I'm so proud!

Ok now um this...this is different

Ok, now uh ye see...this is very logical. Now uh....I'll just shut-up now, enjoy! It's one heck of a show! ;)

Snowflakey

Me: "So Snowflake are you the one that pooped in the toy room"?
Snowflake: (head tilt down in shame)
Me: "hmmm interesting. So is that a yes"?
Snowflake: (kisses Yumi repeatedly on the face. Slobber, slobber, spit, spit, kissy, kissy, smooch, smooch)
Yumi: "Ok, ok, hm that was more kisses then ush. Supious? I believe so".
Snowflake: (staring in respectful prosh. starts to wag tail)
Yumi: "Huh? Wha--- why can't I move...(thinking)....(processing)....HEY! I'm all tied up. SNOWFLAKE! SO YOU DID POOP"!!!



How lovely.

Lil puppy whistles!

How can you resist theese cute puppy sounds??? Hmmm to bad when I whistle it sounds as if a racoon is getting run over by an 18 wheeler...(head tilt in curiousity.)

THIS JUST IN: Tiny, puggular ear flappage

We interrupt "Intervention: Cats in Boxes" to bring you this tiny pug with unbelieeeeeveably munchable ear flaps.

Also, on a completely unrelated note, this pup bears an uncanny resemblance to Jack Black.



I think it's the "eyebrows".

OMG

I cannot BELIEVE I have this stupid haircut.

OMG. I seriously cannot stop laughing at this poor dog. I think I've been laughing for a solid five minutes. Look at that haircut. He must be absolutely furious. LOOK at the fro with the trapezoid that is cut out to allow his beady eyes some room! OMG, ROTFL. And the poor other dog in the background is getting his hair cut the SAME WAY will have the SAME FATE. Oh, man, this is too much. I haven't laughed this hard since, well, the last post.

Hot damn.

Omg

Thanks very very much, Vegas your next!

ha got ya!

If I close my eyes and cover my nose, there is NO way they can take me to the vet

Because then, they will

never

ever

find me.

Hidingks

Sammy the Maltese is WAY AHEAD OF YOU, Snowflake R.

(chorus of hullah luya) golden fluff attack

This dog evidently spotted the spy's camera and rolled over to beg for a photograph of its golden fluff. Wouldn't you say so Momma?

NIGHT OF THE HUMANS!!!

Night of the HUMANS!

Coming soon to this theater: NIGHT OF THE HUMANS! Witness the blood-curdling terror of marauding humans and their ghoulish hunger for DOGGIE BRAINS! Nothing can stop these mindless beasts as they comb the countryside, fiendishly feasting on furry flesh!

SEE! Terriers terrorized! SEE! Dachshunds devoured! SEE! Mastiffs masticated! Due to the shocking graphic nature of this film, children under 17 will not be admitted without a ticket! See NIGHT OF THE HUMANS -- in gut-wrenching 3-D Snorg-O-Vision!

I'm scared!!

However, as far as I know, Trouble don't have teeny tail fluffs and jaunty bouncing action. This may be another species altogether...

Grass bliss

The winds!

Through my delicate furs!

My moist schnozzle! cold with the breeze!

[Flies away off into clouds]

I never thought I could feel so free-ee-ee

Wha---?

Look, I'm sure there is a perfectly good explanation for this

OK, OK, People, calm down.

I'm sure there is an explanation for all of this.

I'm sure the cat in the foreground was simply reaching for his morning porridge, and there was a simple misunderstanding that caused a 'Head chomp', and the kitten in the background was not scarred for life.

NO MATTER WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

I mean, what could have caused this?

Jordan vs Peacock

Tch tch tch (shakin head)how did this Peacock end up terrorizing this pug?

The day the lamb moved in

For six weeks, this behbeh lamb had to live inside the house 'cause he had a broke leggle. Check out the disdain from this pup;

And helpful licking action from this pup LOL:

Meanwhile, the cat moved into the barn (can't blame him):

Smooooooch :{}

Overwhelmed...BY LOF!

Come here you delicious WHITE FLUFFBALL, COME HERE I SAY!

[muzzle muzzle muzzle]

Hope or should I say "Nubbles"

The puppeh's name is: "Hope", though I think "Nubbles" is far more apropos, Non?

Check out this one-ear-up/revving engine action

Tributes to Youtube.

I wonder what he's dreaming about....

With those lip movements I'm guessing it's a nonfat organic vanilla Lotte (extra hot)I mean just look at that schnozzle! How adorable!

For That Pom-tastic Smile!

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Found on Wag Reflex, the Amazon.com pet blog

WHAT!?!

Why? Tell meh somethin why, why us.........WHAT DID WE DO??? For all of dogkind please tell meh why? What'd weh do wrong? That's the last time I poop outside for you!!!

The dog can sneeze when it's told to...

Wow i'm not even that good at fixing my hair, go dog go!