Monday, December 15, 2008
WOW!!! It's a hard day for duckies too!
Must've been a hard day for the lil' guy eh? The poor thing is zzz like a bebe.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
It's tough times out there,kittehs
I had a buzzzzzzy day today. First I got dirt all over my nice fur because some overgrown hairball chased me all day,I nearly got smooched to death! (yawn)Also my whiskers are all bent,my nails are filthy...(wimper wimper)I just want a day off. Is that to much to ask for?!? I wish I could lay around all day,but NO I can't. Now please go away I need rest.
I just wanted to share the looooove
I just had to share this with you all (tears of overall joy). I...(sniff sniff) hope you all really can feel the love. Happy memories!
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
THIS JUST IN: Tiny, puggular ear flappage
We interrupt "Intervention: Cats in Boxes" to bring you this tiny pug with unbelieeeeeveably munchable ear flaps.
Also, on a completely unrelated note, this pup bears an uncanny resemblance to Jack Black.
I think it's the "eyebrows".
I didn't wanna anyway!!!
Fine, Don't Let Me Play In Your Snow Fort!
"I don't even want to play in your stinky old snow fort, anyway! I'm going to make my own snow fort, and it's gonna have a Foosball table, and a bowling alley, and a go-cart track, and a roller coaster, and ..."
Cool, can I play in it once you're finished?
Well, at least it gets them out of the house, right mom?
OMG
I cannot BELIEVE I have this stupid haircut.
OMG. I seriously cannot stop laughing at this poor dog. I think I've been laughing for a solid five minutes. Look at that haircut. He must be absolutely furious. LOOK at the fro with the trapezoid that is cut out to allow his beady eyes some room! OMG, ROTFL. And the poor other dog in the background is getting his hair cut the SAME WAY will have the SAME FATE. Oh, man, this is too much. I haven't laughed this hard since, well, the last post.
Hot damn.
Omg
Thanks very very much, Vegas your next!
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
ha got ya!
If I close my eyes and cover my nose, there is NO way they can take me to the vet
Because then, they will
never
ever
find me.
Hidingks
Sammy the Maltese is WAY AHEAD OF YOU, Snowflake R.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
NO RESPECT!!!!
In da bun bun's words...."please I'm to prosh and fluff talk to the paw". How spoiled are they these days ugh kids!
bun bun
Cute OVERLOAD! Cute OVERLOAD!
Sooooooooo Self-serving [eye roll]
OMG, these bunnehs are soooo self-serving. Literally.
They're all: "Me me me!". [Shaking head]
Exhibit A: The Ever-Nomming Loaf Bun
Monday, August 11, 2008
Licka Chicka
Hey, guess what? Once I can stick my tongue all the way up muh nosey, I will be in the No Dogs Club. All that's left is eating an entire jar of peanut butter in fifteen minutes! I can make it.
plzzz
OH PULEASE!!!! You think your having a stressed-out day please don't be so non-shulant. I feel sooooooooooo blah. Please go away now.....BE GONE WITH YOU I need some catnip.
(chorus of hullah luya) golden fluff attack
This dog evidently spotted the spy's camera and rolled over to beg for a photograph of its golden fluff. Wouldn't you say so Momma?
For the last time Im NOT sharing my dinner!!!
Listen, in THEORY sharing food is good idea. I mean, I couldn't well, possibly, probably eat all this.
I just want the OPTION to eat it all. [Smacks your hand with paw as you reach toward food]
I guess she calls the shots, there, Megan R.?!!
yum yum
What do you think? 350 degrees for 25 minutes?Can't go wrong with that recipe. That's how Grandma taught me.
BON CATPÉTIT! [groan]
I can go in oven
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Only on a caturday I could post this
Apparently a 2 faced kitteh born in Ohio it needs double attention more love whapah!
Friday, August 8, 2008
You Sir, win Most Blorpiest
Check out this guy, he is a disapproving, froggular sphere! Photo from Flickr.
I knows I can do it
If I just try my hardest, my bestest, I know I can achieve the impossible, the unachievable. I can reach those chocolate-chip cookies indeed!
THE ALL-KNOWING KITTEH!!!
Look, I didn't ASK for this kitten to see through to my soul, OK? It just does.
It can see my innermost thoughts... it can tell me my innermost feelingks!
It knows I left the tv on, it knows I stole candy from Ollies department store in fourth grade and that I haven't been to the dentist in five years—HALP!
Intense
No one is safe, NO ONE!
What does this kitteh see about YOU!?
Mom always liked you best
Life wasn't all fun and games for me in the household, no sir. My younger brother, Tommy, would get all the best grubs brought home by Mommy, while I had to ... assist with feeding.
Yeah, but I'll get to pick out her nursing home, heh heh.
Awesome sender-innering, um ... (shuffling notes) ... hang on ... (shuffle, shuffle) ... Meg, er ... somebody
NIGHT OF THE HUMANS!!!
Night of the HUMANS!Coming soon to this theater: NIGHT OF THE HUMANS! Witness the blood-curdling terror of marauding humans and their ghoulish hunger for DOGGIE BRAINS! Nothing can stop these mindless beasts as they comb the countryside, fiendishly feasting on furry flesh!
SEE! Terriers terrorized! SEE! Dachshunds devoured! SEE! Mastiffs masticated! Due to the shocking graphic nature of this film, children under 17 will not be admitted without a ticket! See NIGHT OF THE HUMANS -- in gut-wrenching 3-D Snorg-O-Vision!
I'm scared!!
Monday, August 4, 2008
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Confucius otter say
(pats paws together)He who run through the airport naked is going back to Bangkok. That's er-good to know.
Oh no oh where did my little ears go?!?
Oh where oh where could it beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!?! Was it stolen! Was it removed by a mini bunneh plastic surgeon? Batted off by a smooshed-face cat? Well watever happened we need to get to the bottom of this.....CALL THE COPS!!!
Cos You Are What You eat and maaaaaaan do I wanna eat dis
Look at this beeeeutiful cupcake.Moohahahaha I LOVE CUPCAKES!!! See how the tip of the icing is lightly tipped that's artwork right there. Also see the blue icing it's swirling all around it swirly, swirly, swirly. Yum Yum!^_^ and don't forget the lil heart oh wait how could chu 4get it, it's awesome!
Isn't this jut too cute?
I DON'T WANNA WAKE UP IT'S NOT EVEN 2:00 YET!!! See ma eyes are all schrunchied up.......sweeeeeepyA nosy sniff award
She is just too cute, I can't stand it! ;-) I did it I'm guilty I'm the one.....I mean I had to sniff this wonderful image it deserves the nose worthy award!!! I mean think about it IT'S TOO MUCH CUTENESS!!! I mean the bow the witle nosy the floppy ears and-I could go on for hours but like I said it deserves the nose worthy award and you should sniff it as well!
Saturday, August 2, 2008
A few moments with a Mini McHorsersons
La la la [trottin' around]
La la la [clop clop clop]
La la la [tiny tail swish]
La la la [thump]
[Curls hoof-hocks, sniffs ground]
loo lee la
This redonk horse moment brot to you by the fine folks over at Pacific Pintos mini horse farm.
Beep, beep peeps!
OK, OK, the weirdness continues today...
OK, People, weirdness is OFF THE SCALES today. Behold a gaggle of color-coded Peeps riding multi-colored horses.
Even stranger is the text accompanying the submission: "These little guys deserve fun too."
Um. OK. [shifty eyes in disbelief]
Unique. Very unique.
I must say peeps I bow down to you.
It's a smooshed face Caturday.
[Sing it with me now!]
It's a Smooshed Face Caturday!
With a schnozzle pressed in,
And a Brimley-like 'stache
It's a Smooshed Face Caturday!
With abbreviated profiles,
and bugg-a-licious eyes
It's a Smooshed Face Caturday!
Ears are regular size,
Still paws are unaffectedly prosh
It's a Smooshed Face Caturday!
When gettin' up close
Purr sounds are more garbled than ushe
No, it doesn't matter what melody you sing with it,
Hey Cutetologists out there, do you have more lyrics to add!?
Have you ever felt a horse schnozzle on your face?
Grass bliss
The winds!
Through my delicate furs!
My moist schnozzle! cold with the breeze!
[Flies away off into clouds]
I never thought I could feel so free-ee-ee
Friday, August 1, 2008
Panas after Chinese earthquake
These pandas were rescued after the Chinese earthquake some of hem were stuck in a tree, so workers had to help them.....T_T poor babies!!! So adorable, but yet...so sad.
You can pick your friends...
No this was not photoshopped!
Is there room enough for comments on this photo?
Because the joke possibilities are endless! [singsong]
I mean, what's the deal with that?
Excellent photo!
Penguins, polar bears, and otters, oh my!
Cute Character Central
Meomi.com seriously delivers on cute characters. Here's a desktop image from their website.
Wha---?
Look, I'm sure there is a perfectly good explanation for this
OK, OK, People, calm down.
I'm sure there is an explanation for all of this.
I'm sure the cat in the foreground was simply reaching for his morning porridge, and there was a simple misunderstanding that caused a 'Head chomp', and the kitten in the background was not scarred for life.
NO MATTER WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
Thursday, July 31, 2008
The Scrawniest Neck of All Time
I swear to you People that I did NOT Photoshop this Dewd's neck. I did NOT, he came that way.
The day the lamb moved in
For six weeks, this behbeh lamb had to live inside the house 'cause he had a broke leggle. Check out the disdain from this pup;
And helpful licking action from this pup LOL:
Meanwhile, the cat moved into the barn (can't blame him):
Smooooooch :{}
Overwhelmed...BY LOF!
Come here you delicious WHITE FLUFFBALL, COME HERE I SAY!
[muzzle muzzle muzzle]
Hope or should I say "Nubbles"
The puppeh's name is: "Hope", though I think "Nubbles" is far more apropos, Non?
Check out this one-ear-up/revving engine action
Tributes to Youtube.
Hey You. Let us in.
[Taps schnozzle on glass repeatedly]
LET US IN!!!
Um, that kitteh will never let those deerses in.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
long story........blah
Ok well my mom and I were volunteering cause well we volunteer there for the Humane Society right well the event we were doing was called Bone to be Wild we didn't know how to get there so we got directions off the computer well it turns out they were wrong well she kept nagging meh about where we were well I'M ONLY 13 plus i'm bad with directions so after going crazy for a half hour screaming at each other we found a gas station my mom's all like "Yumi I'm gonna stop at that gas station" so I said "Mom only weenies go to gas station" then she was all likE "WELL DO YOU HAVE A GOOD IDEA HOW WE CAN GET TO THE EVENT" so after that wonder cheerful sentence I said happily "you could drive with your eyes close that'd be fun". Well she didn't take my advice I thought it was pretty good too. So she asked a cashier for directions and I follwed her cuz lemme tell ya that gas station was scary so she was talking to him he kept pointin everywhere like he was dancin I was laughin tehe so then while they were talking I saw this old guy with a Bone to be Wild tee was gettin a drink so I went to my Mom and said "mom mom mom mom" she still wasn't listening soooo "mom mom mom ugh MOMMMMMM"! She finally heard meh I told her about the guy with the tee so she could get directions from him instead of the cashier that looks like he was dancing while pointing everywhere also the cashier smelled like ham ew I hate ham but anyway back to the story. She ran to the guy with the Bone to be Wild tee for directions. I was bored so I looked at gum so while she was talking to him I saw Margret come in (she's in charge of the volenteers) so she must've known where to go so I went to my mom and said "mom mom mom mom" she still didn't listen shocker sooooo "MOM MOM MOM MOOOMMMMM" she was all like "WHAT YUMI I'M GET-'' I interupted her anyways shocker right "mom there's Marget" so then she ran to Margret and we followed them oh who's them well memeber the guy with the tee looking at the water he was Margret's husband so we finally got there and before we left the gas station I said mom I think since I got us to the event I deserve a soda and gum and well i got thast so I was happy very happy!!! Also there was a dog outside the gas station and Margret was mad so she brought the dog inside the gas station a cashier (a woman this time) kept yelling at Margret because no dogs aloud and I just stood there cause I was a customer so she couldn't yell at meh since I was with Margret I thopughjt she'd yell at meh or somethin but I bought somethin I could even use the restroom if I wanted to you know why cause...I WAS A CUSTOMER WOOOO HOOO I get happy over the littest things and mad over the littest things as well. So while Margret and the xashier were yelling Margret finally took the dog outside and gave it some water and we got too the Bone to be Wild event..... and I got my soda and gum yea happy endin except that guy cashier really has bad ham bo yelk!
look we took yu as our own you'll get a bath NOW MISSY!! Wow talk about rage....
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