It's a smooshed face Caturday.

[Sing it with me now!]

It's a Smooshed Face Caturday!
With a schnozzle pressed in,
And a Brimley-like 'stache

It's a Smooshed Face Caturday!
With abbreviated profiles,
and bugg-a-licious eyes

It's a Smooshed Face Caturday!
Ears are regular size,
Still paws are unaffectedly prosh

It's a Smooshed Face Caturday!
When gettin' up close
Purr sounds are more garbled than ushe

No, it doesn't matter what melody you sing with it,

Hey Cutetologists out there, do you have more lyrics to add!?