Grilled ham

Sssssssssss [sound of sizzling ham]

I'll throw another one on the grill if you're hungry.

Pass the A-1 steak sauce. [nose twitches]

I've heard of 'pressed ham' and 'canned ham' before, but THIS is ridiculous,
P.S., it's not staged, those hams crawled up thar like that! And just think my hammy is like.....1/10 of those chubb chubbs her name is Goo.