THIS JUST IN: Tiny, puggular ear flappage

We interrupt "Intervention: Cats in Boxes" to bring you this tiny pug with unbelieeeeeveably munchable ear flaps.

Also, on a completely unrelated note, this pup bears an uncanny resemblance to Jack Black.



I think it's the "eyebrows".

I didn't wanna anyway!!!

Fine, Don't Let Me Play In Your Snow Fort!

"I don't even want to play in your stinky old snow fort, anyway! I'm going to make my own snow fort, and it's gonna have a Foosball table, and a bowling alley, and a go-cart track, and a roller coaster, and ..."

Cool, can I play in it once you're finished?

Well, at least it gets them out of the house, right mom?

OMG

I cannot BELIEVE I have this stupid haircut.

OMG. I seriously cannot stop laughing at this poor dog. I think I've been laughing for a solid five minutes. Look at that haircut. He must be absolutely furious. LOOK at the fro with the trapezoid that is cut out to allow his beady eyes some room! OMG, ROTFL. And the poor other dog in the background is getting his hair cut the SAME WAY will have the SAME FATE. Oh, man, this is too much. I haven't laughed this hard since, well, the last post.

Hot damn.

Omg

Thanks very very much, Vegas your next!

ha got ya!

If I close my eyes and cover my nose, there is NO way they can take me to the vet

Because then, they will

never

ever

find me.

Hidingks

Sammy the Maltese is WAY AHEAD OF YOU, Snowflake R.

NO RESPECT!!!!

In da bun bun's words...."please I'm to prosh and fluff talk to the paw". How spoiled are they these days ugh kids!

bun bun

Cute OVERLOAD! Cute OVERLOAD!

Sooooooooo Self-serving [eye roll]

OMG, these bunnehs are soooo self-serving. Literally.

They're all: "Me me me!". [Shaking head]

Exhibit A: The Ever-Nomming Loaf Bun

Ta-Da

Ooooo you look all spiffy and handsome taday. Very much indeed...prosh.

Licka Chicka

Hey, guess what? Once I can stick my tongue all the way up muh nosey, I will be in the No Dogs Club. All that's left is eating an entire jar of peanut butter in fifteen minutes! I can make it.

plzzz

OH PULEASE!!!! You think your having a stressed-out day please don't be so non-shulant. I feel sooooooooooo blah. Please go away now.....BE GONE WITH YOU I need some catnip.

(chorus of hullah luya) golden fluff attack

This dog evidently spotted the spy's camera and rolled over to beg for a photograph of its golden fluff. Wouldn't you say so Momma?

For the last time Im NOT sharing my dinner!!!

Listen, in THEORY sharing food is good idea. I mean, I couldn't well, possibly, probably eat all this.

I just want the OPTION to eat it all. [Smacks your hand with paw as you reach toward food]



I guess she calls the shots, there, Megan R.?!!

yum yum

What do you think? 350 degrees for 25 minutes?

Can't go wrong with that recipe. That's how Grandma taught me.

BON CATPÉTIT! [groan]



I can go in oven

Only on a caturday I could post this

Apparently a 2 faced kitteh born in Ohio it needs double attention more love whapah!

You Sir, win Most Blorpiest

Check out this guy, he is a disapproving, froggular sphere! Photo from Flickr.

I knows I can do it

If I just try my hardest, my bestest, I know I can achieve the impossible, the unachievable. I can reach those chocolate-chip cookies indeed!

THE ALL-KNOWING KITTEH!!!

Look, I didn't ASK for this kitten to see through to my soul, OK? It just does.

It can see my innermost thoughts... it can tell me my innermost feelingks!

It knows I left the tv on, it knows I stole candy from Ollies department store in fourth grade and that I haven't been to the dentist in five years—HALP!

Intense

No one is safe, NO ONE!

What does this kitteh see about YOU!?

Mom always liked you best

Life wasn't all fun and games for me in the household, no sir. My younger brother, Tommy, would get all the best grubs brought home by Mommy, while I had to ... assist with feeding.

Yeah, but I'll get to pick out her nursing home, heh heh.

Awesome sender-innering, um ... (shuffling notes) ... hang on ... (shuffle, shuffle) ... Meg, er ... somebody

NIGHT OF THE HUMANS!!!

Night of the HUMANS!

Coming soon to this theater: NIGHT OF THE HUMANS! Witness the blood-curdling terror of marauding humans and their ghoulish hunger for DOGGIE BRAINS! Nothing can stop these mindless beasts as they comb the countryside, fiendishly feasting on furry flesh!

SEE! Terriers terrorized! SEE! Dachshunds devoured! SEE! Mastiffs masticated! Due to the shocking graphic nature of this film, children under 17 will not be admitted without a ticket! See NIGHT OF THE HUMANS -- in gut-wrenching 3-D Snorg-O-Vision!

I'm scared!!

However, as far as I know, Trouble don't have teeny tail fluffs and jaunty bouncing action. This may be another species altogether...

Come on

And one and two and one ....two come on feel the burn! Step it out and-don't panda meh!