Elephant birds
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Worst. Combover. EVAR.
"Do I have anything in my hair? I've got something in my hair, don't I? I can't see it -- can you maybe, like, point to it or something? Wait, are you pointing now? Because I can't see you. Well, shoot, this isn't working out."
I have one word for you, Supercuts. From flickr wooo hoooo!
For That Pom-tastic Smile!
Congratulations, and thank you for purchasing the HyperPom™ Dental Care System. With proper care and feeding, your HyperPom will give you many years of tooth-cleaning service.
INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE
- Insert toothbrush into the patented Grrrip-Tite™ mechanism and close gently.
- Apply your favorite toothpaste to the brush.
- Taunt HyperPom™ mercilessly until it begins to vibrate with rage.
according to cnn
Ready for the latest in spa pampering? Prepare to dunk your tootsies in a tank of water and let tiny carp nibble away. 
Tracy Roberts tests to see if the fish will be interested in nibbling skin off of her hand as well as her toes.
Fish pedicures are creating something of a splash in the D.C. area, where a northern Virginia spa has been offering them for the past four months. John Ho, who runs the Yvonne Hair and Nails salon with his wife, Yvonne Le, said 5,000 people have taken the plunge so far.
"This is a good treatment for everyone who likes to have nice feet," Ho said.
He said he wanted to come up with something unique while finding a replacement for pedicures that use razors to scrape off dead skin. The razors have fallen out of favor with state regulators because of concerns about whether they're sanitary.
WHAT!?!
Why? Tell meh somethin why, why us.........WHAT DID WE DO??? For all of dogkind please tell meh why? What'd weh do wrong? That's the last time I poop outside for you!!!
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