Wednesday, July 30, 2008
My fav channel!
Bunny Tv
| Bun tv, all bunny all the time! - okac | ||
Saturday, July 26, 2008
At Last the Truth Can Be Told!
My friends, a sinister enemy walks among us -- perhaps in your very house. It comes from the distant reaches of another galaxy, yet takes the form of an innocent house cat, gaining our trust, then ... stealing our very thoughts while we sleep!! My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Can your heart stand the shocking facts of ... BRAIN ROBBERS FROM OUTER SPACE?!?
I want to believeScarrrrry
You Lookin' at Me?
Whaddya lookin' at? Huh? You lookin' at me? Well, I'm the only one here, so you gotta be lookin' at something. What, I look funny to you, like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to frickin' amuse you? Whaddya lookin' at? Hah? HAAAAAHH?! Yeah, that's right, you better keep walkin', ya goombah.
He's such a good fellaFYI: Petite mohawked monkey OWNS YOUR SOUL
[sucking thumb + bamboo strand]
Here's the deal.
I'm a golden-haired, mini mohawk-sporting, teeny-nostrilled monkeh.
And I own your soul. all of it! All. FYI.
Ooh-ooh-ah-ahFull Frontal Cute-ity!
See, this is why you need to be extra careful in the Internet Age: You're at a party, you're hitting the catnip a little hard, and so you pass out in the guest bedroom -- and that's when somebody whips out the cell-phone camera, and the next morning you're the newest star on HotWildOutOfControlAmateurKitties.com. Unless you're a boy cat, in which case everybody took turns writing on you with Sharpies first.
Oh, the shame of itBack AWAY from the bamboo, Sir
Panda: OK! OK! [Paws up]
I was only going to Nom a small amount—I SWEARS!
"Pbbbbbbbfffft"-ing for the first time
Pbbbfffft!
Pbbbbbbbfffft!
Day-old "Balboa" gets his "Pbbbbbbbfffft" on."Mooooooooooo"
Moo.
You hear me, People? Moo.
Comin' thruuuu moo.
OK, it's not a cow, but it's CLOSE!Will you please check out this behbeh stingray
He's all: Weeeeeeeeee!
First of all, I've never seen a bebeh stingray. Second, who woulda thunk a bebeh stingray could be cute enough to meet our stringent requirements? Third, will you please look at these "legs" OMG.
Esscyuusse me, but I am not feesh please.
Yes I do understand how you may feel constrained by the classifications currently available to you, sir or madam. However, this does not diminish my state of reptilianity. I am what I am. You see? Not all that is wet is fishy!
