Full Frontal Cute-ity!

See, this is why you need to be extra careful in the Internet Age: You're at a party, you're hitting the catnip a little hard, and so you pass out in the guest bedroom -- and that's when somebody whips out the cell-phone camera, and the next morning you're the newest star on HotWildOutOfControlAmateurKitties.com. Unless you're a boy cat, in which case everybody took turns writing on you with Sharpies first.

Oh, the shame of it