(Sniff sniff) "Mom...did you make your tuna cassorle again??? Why no, It's a Hello Kitty pizza"!

What we seem to have here today kids is a Hello Kitty pizza. Of course with all the toppings you desire. Well hello step right up I say, try a bite! It er---defiantly looks mighty appetizing...(gulp)

Wow when I have a little babeh daughter...

Thanks to www.Stinkybaby.com, I adore you.

When I have a lil' babeh girl, Imma get meh a lil' piece of dis for er'! I'll teach her many, many things like...how to climb a tree, or how to sniff a butterfly. It's a dream life.

Helloooooo eggs!

Mmmmm yum yum! I absolutely love eggs already, maybe with some cheese or salt and pepper all nice and creamy. Anyways just imagine what I would do for these! Here are some slightly unnecessary eggs shaped into Hello Kitty faces. Unnecessary unless you’re a fanatical Hello Kitty fan of course, like me!

Ok now um this...this is different

Ok, now uh ye see...this is very logical. Now uh....I'll just shut-up now, enjoy! It's one heck of a show! ;)

Wow! :D

Hey don't get meh wrong their cute, but they look extremely heavy. Wayyyy to much exercise for me! "Go finger go! One, two, three, four...". Although they are cute, I do! I well wear them in holy matrimony!

Snowflakey

Me: "So Snowflake are you the one that pooped in the toy room"?
Snowflake: (head tilt down in shame)
Me: "hmmm interesting. So is that a yes"?
Snowflake: (kisses Yumi repeatedly on the face. Slobber, slobber, spit, spit, kissy, kissy, smooch, smooch)
Yumi: "Ok, ok, hm that was more kisses then ush. Supious? I believe so".
Snowflake: (staring in respectful prosh. starts to wag tail)
Yumi: "Huh? Wha--- why can't I move...(thinking)....(processing)....HEY! I'm all tied up. SNOWFLAKE! SO YOU DID POOP"!!!



How lovely.

Lil puppy whistles!

How can you resist theese cute puppy sounds??? Hmmm to bad when I whistle it sounds as if a racoon is getting run over by an 18 wheeler...(head tilt in curiousity.)

WOW!!! It's a hard day for duckies too!

Must've been a hard day for the lil' guy eh? The poor thing is zzz like a bebe.

It's tough times out there,kittehs

I had a buzzzzzzy day today. First I got dirt all over my nice fur because some overgrown hairball chased me all day,I nearly got smooched to death! (yawn)Also my whiskers are all bent,my nails are filthy...(wimper wimper)I just want a day off. Is that to much to ask for?!? I wish I could lay around all day,but NO I can't. Now please go away I need rest.

I just wanted to share the looooove

I just had to share this with you all (tears of overall joy). I...(sniff sniff) hope you all really can feel the love. Happy memories!

THIS JUST IN: Tiny, puggular ear flappage

We interrupt "Intervention: Cats in Boxes" to bring you this tiny pug with unbelieeeeeveably munchable ear flaps.

Also, on a completely unrelated note, this pup bears an uncanny resemblance to Jack Black.



I think it's the "eyebrows".

I didn't wanna anyway!!!

Fine, Don't Let Me Play In Your Snow Fort!

"I don't even want to play in your stinky old snow fort, anyway! I'm going to make my own snow fort, and it's gonna have a Foosball table, and a bowling alley, and a go-cart track, and a roller coaster, and ..."

Cool, can I play in it once you're finished?

Well, at least it gets them out of the house, right mom?

OMG

I cannot BELIEVE I have this stupid haircut.

OMG. I seriously cannot stop laughing at this poor dog. I think I've been laughing for a solid five minutes. Look at that haircut. He must be absolutely furious. LOOK at the fro with the trapezoid that is cut out to allow his beady eyes some room! OMG, ROTFL. And the poor other dog in the background is getting his hair cut the SAME WAY will have the SAME FATE. Oh, man, this is too much. I haven't laughed this hard since, well, the last post.

Hot damn.

Omg

Thanks very very much, Vegas your next!

ha got ya!

If I close my eyes and cover my nose, there is NO way they can take me to the vet

Because then, they will

never

ever

find me.

Hidingks

Sammy the Maltese is WAY AHEAD OF YOU, Snowflake R.

NO RESPECT!!!!

In da bun bun's words...."please I'm to prosh and fluff talk to the paw". How spoiled are they these days ugh kids!

bun bun

Cute OVERLOAD! Cute OVERLOAD!

Sooooooooo Self-serving [eye roll]

OMG, these bunnehs are soooo self-serving. Literally.

They're all: "Me me me!". [Shaking head]

Exhibit A: The Ever-Nomming Loaf Bun

Ta-Da

Ooooo you look all spiffy and handsome taday. Very much indeed...prosh.

Licka Chicka

Hey, guess what? Once I can stick my tongue all the way up muh nosey, I will be in the No Dogs Club. All that's left is eating an entire jar of peanut butter in fifteen minutes! I can make it.

plzzz

OH PULEASE!!!! You think your having a stressed-out day please don't be so non-shulant. I feel sooooooooooo blah. Please go away now.....BE GONE WITH YOU I need some catnip.

(chorus of hullah luya) golden fluff attack

This dog evidently spotted the spy's camera and rolled over to beg for a photograph of its golden fluff. Wouldn't you say so Momma?